latex gloves

[collateraldamage5591]

Next time you use a pair of latex gloves,
you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank
of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them
into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure,
she burst out laughing.


'What's so funny?' he asked
'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

[backache]

Jayne before you say anything, if you go to the woodshed how about bringing me a couple of pieces for the fire.

[jayne]

be right back with your wood backache he never keeps me there long....

[ksgirl]

HA HA!

[monster]

ROFLMAO...as soon as I saw "latex" I knew we were in for fun Was the woodshed cold Jayne???

[jayne]

naw set that place on fire...admin has to build another one in the mean time I am freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[monster]

ROFL....now we're really in trouble

[jayne]

only cuz there was a whole lotta mags in there in a cardboard box with 3 big x's on em I wonder if they belonged to admin......woo hes gonna be so pissed

[backache]

You sure do like it in there girl...........

[jayne]

Ya think?