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01-22-2008, 05:48 PM
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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, Teach a person to use the Internet And they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile When you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, Lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 And a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 : We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration? " Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers… What you do today, might Burn Your A$$ Tomorrow" Nothing changes when nothing changes |
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01-22-2008, 05:52 PM
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RE: Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008
thats cute
;)Workmans comp is not a road you want to travel alone.You need a good lawyer,a great family and good friends to lean on.If you make it thru without losing everything you have worked for all your life,you have come out ahead of the game..... 
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01-22-2008, 05:56 PM
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RE: Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008
number 6 is my favorite-wonder what that says about me?
nurse83 "After all, tomorrow is another day." Wishing you a better tomorrow! |
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01-22-2008, 08:43 PM
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RE: Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008
ROFL at number 8
When he's not hungry give him two sandwiches to keep his hands occupied, ROFL
Please click the link below to help provide food for homeless animals. It's free and only takes a second of your time! Thanks http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=3 [IMG]http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l298/dominic1964/smokieonbed.jpg[/IMG] |
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01-22-2008, 08:49 PM
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RE: Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008
I love those!
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01-23-2008, 12:00 AM
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RE: Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008
Number 7 is mine...it is a mis quote by Covey which actually says, and I love this saying, Fish for a family and they eat for the night, teach a family how to fish and they eat for a life time...it is a excellent leadership concept... leads most organizations to true excellence if they treat their line staff this way... thank you for the memory... Red
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. |
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01-23-2008, 12:44 AM
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RE: Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008
Red - not to be mean for the saying is wonderful, but isn't that concept in the bible somewhere, LOL...me thinks he might have plagiarized a bit, ROFL...love ya, not trying to be a rear end and that is a wonderful concept
Please click the link below to help provide food for homeless animals. It's free and only takes a second of your time! Thanks http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=3 [IMG]http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l298/dominic1964/smokieonbed.jpg[/IMG] |
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01-23-2008, 09:55 AM
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RE: Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008
yes monster it is
;)Workmans comp is not a road you want to travel alone.You need a good lawyer,a great family and good friends to lean on.If you make it thru without losing everything you have worked for all your life,you have come out ahead of the game.....
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