humor

[collateraldamage5591]

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a
sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the
deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is
certain that he has a better education than any cop from Kansas.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some
fun at the Kansas deputy's expense.
The deputy says," License and registration, please."

"What for?" says the lawyer.
The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop
at the stop sign."
Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was
coming."
"You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy.
License and registration, please."
The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
"The difference is you have to come to complete stop,
that's the law. License and registration, please!" the
Deputy says.
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference
between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and
registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let
me go and don't give me the ticket."

"That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the
deputy says.
At this point, the Kansas deputy takes out his nightstick
and starts beating the p..p out of the lawyer and says,
"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"

[vickinat]

Very funny, thanks for sharing.

[CRABBY]

I think he got the point accross very effectively....LOL....