jokes please

[tweety00]

Help I need lots of jokes right now

Thanks forum family

[CRABBY]

Bumper sticker spotted on a Silverado pickup truck
on Loop 610 in Houston, Texas, on Oct. 30, 2007



"I WISH HILLARY HAD MARRIED OJ"



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[collateraldamage5591]

Three Men on a Hike

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river.
Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
"God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
Poof! ....
God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
Across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
"God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river"
Poof! ....
God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was
Able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:
"God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river"

Poof! ...
He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
Hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

[chrischris]

Hi Tweety,

I just PM'd you a funny funny I received yesterday. It is CLEAN but it has insinuations that might not meet TOS and I don't want to get booted from here!

[AQA]

What ever the obstacle, there has to be a way to handle it.

[jayne]

CRABBY Wrote:Bumper sticker spotted on a Silverado pickup truck
on Loop 610 in Houston, Texas, on Oct. 30, 2007



"I WISH HILLARY HAD MARRIED OJ"



.

please may I have 3 of those stickers

[vickinat]

Tweety

I sent you 2 in your PM, I wasn't sure if I could post the here or not. Enjoy.

Vickie

[jayne]

poop Jayne misses all the good ones

[vickinat]

Jayne
Would you like me to send them to you also??

[jayne]

yes (pouting)