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3 little piggies
11-27-2007, 07:28 PM
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3 little piggies
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The Three Little Pigs


Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.


"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.


"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.


"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.


"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

"I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy.


"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.


"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy,"



But why have you only ordered beer all evening?"





You're gonna LOVE me for this....






The third piggy says -



"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!


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11-27-2007, 08:03 PM
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RE: 3 little piggies
ROFLMAO, Crabby that was a great one, hehe. I enjoyed it, thank you very much. I needed the laugh.

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11-27-2007, 08:06 PM
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Crabby,

OMG.......that is too funny. Love the pic of those pretty lil pigs. Love ya!

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11-27-2007, 09:57 PM
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crabby you have away of making my day better no matter how bad it has been I cant stop lol this was the best yet

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11-27-2007, 10:47 PM
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Girl, Your NUTS ROFLMAO, Where do you come up with this stuff?????????? You just made my day ( oops nite). Love ya

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11-27-2007, 11:19 PM
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ROFLMAO....needed the laugh, thank you girl Smile

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11-27-2007, 11:57 PM
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After a heavy medication day and sleeping most of it away, that was great!!!! Thank you dear Crabby. TongueTongue

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