Well I'm not THAT new but

[shugarcookie]

I've posted on occasion but at Jayne's urging thought I'd pop in over here to say hello. Gotta focus on something other than corrupt ICs, quack Drs, trying to find an attorney and hearing dates 5 months away huh? Ok, someone make me laugh. I need it today

[admin]

Your fly is open.

[admin]

You looked, didn't you?



Hope you smiled a bit....

[Bummer Knees]

Now that is something my eight year old tells the school principal and
he looks every time.

[Kentuckygal]

OMG lol you guys I love it here

[collateraldamage5591]

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total,' says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.'

POOOOFF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious state.'

POOOFF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Texan says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'

The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5 000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country . Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'

The Texan sits down, cracks a beer and smiles. He says; 'Fill it with water.'

[red1030]

Hi...I don't have any thing funny to say, but I did want to tell you welcome and have fun. We are truly a fun loving group of people... continue to come here, talk to us, share with us, play games with us.. and as you saw from Admin just have fun... thanks admin... what an old joke... but it was cute.. love Red

[AQA]

This came from a member of the old forum, he does pop in from time to time here. Turn up the volume.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=...9247814996

[shugarcookie]

Do we keep a bail fund handy in case we snap and might need legal representation in another type of case as well I could plead temporary insanity. This stuff is making me nuts!

I have plenty of good funnies, most not exactly family friendly
OK...this one isn't entirely politically correct, but it made me laugh out loud this morning.

HOW THE FIGHT STARTED

I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of
the car . . and you know how you just you think the most inappropriate things and sometimes you open your mouth before engaging your brain?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it, to my suprise the other driver was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
...........that's when the fight started............

[monster]

ROFL...you guys are to funny Shugarcookie, welcome to the fun side of the forum. I hope you will become a regular here. This is where we go to have fun and be loved, LOL. Happy Turkey day to you and yours