Taxes...

[CRABBY]

Tax his land,
>> Tax his bed,
>> Tax the table
>> At which he's fed.
>>
>> Tax his tractor,
>> Tax his mule,
>> Teach him taxes
>> Are the rule.
>>
>> Tax his cow,
>> Tax his goat,
>> Tax his pants,
>> Tax his coat.
>>
>> Tax his ties,
>> Tax his shirt,
>> Tax his work,
>> Tax his dirt.
>>
>> Tax his tobacco,
>> Tax his drink,
>> Tax him if he
>> Tries to think.
>>
>> Tax his cigars,
>> Tax his beers,
>> If he cries, then
>> Tax his tears.
>>
>> Tax his car,
>> Tax his gas,
>> Find other ways
>> To tax his ass
>>
>> Tax all he has
>> Then let him know
>> That you won't be done
>> Till he has no dough.
>>
>> When he screams and hollers,
>> Then tax him some more,
>> Tax him till
>> He's good and sore.
>>
>> Then tax his coffin ,
>> Tax his grave,
>> Tax the sod in
>> Which he's laid.
>>
>> Put these words
>> upon his tomb,
>> ' Taxes drove me to my doom...'
>>
>> When he's gone,
>> Do not relax,
>> Its time to apply
>> The inheritance tax.
>>
>> Accounts Receivable Tax
>> Building Permit Tax
>> CDL license Tax
>> Cigarette Tax
>> Corporate Income Tax
>> Dog License Tax
>> Excise Taxes
>> Federal Income Tax
>> Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
>> Fishing License Tax
>> Food License Tax
>> Fuel Permit Tax
>> Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
>> Gross Receipts Tax
>> Hunting License Tax
>> Inheritance Tax
>> Inventory Tax
>> IRS Interest Charges IR S Penalties (tax on top of tax)
>> Liquor Tax
>> Luxury Taxes
>> Marriage License Tax
>> Medicare Tax
>> Personal Property Tax
>> Property Tax
>> Real Estate Tax
>> Service Charge Tax
>> Social Security Tax
>> Road Usage Tax
>> Sales Tax
>> Recreational Vehicle Tax
>> School Tax
>> State Income Tax
>> State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
>> Telephone Federal Excise Tax
>> Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
>> Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
>> Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
>> Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
>> Telephone State and Local Tax
>> Telephone Usage Charge Tax
>> Utility Taxes
>> Vehicle License Registration Tax
>> Vehicle Sales Tax
>> Watercraft Registration Tax
>> Wel l Permit Tax
>> Workers Compensation Tax
>>
>> STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
>> Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
>> and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
>> We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle
>> class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
>>
>> What the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'
>>
>> And I still have to 'press 1'
>> for English.
>>
>> I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times
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[Tuffy]

How true, how true...................