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[Dallas307]

RECENTLY, I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH A. A . A . D . D . - Age Activated
Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests itself:

I decided to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I looked over at my car and
decided my car needs washing.

As I started toward the garage, I noticed that there is mail on the
porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage
can under the table, and notice that the can is full.

So I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage
first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take
out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only 1 check
left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the
house to my desk where I find a can of Coke that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the coke
aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the coke is
getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it
cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the
counter catches my eye-- they need to be watered.

I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses
that I've been searching for all morning. Then I decide I better put them
back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water
and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen
table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for
the
remote, but I won't remember that it's on the table, so I decide to put
it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spilled on the
floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe
up the spill, then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was
planning to do.

At the end of the day :

----the car isn't washed,
----the bills aren't paid,
----there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter,
----the flowers don't have enough water,
----there is still only 1 check in my checkbook,
----I can't find the remote, ----I can't find my glasses,
----and I don't remember what in the word I did with the car keys!

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really
baffled, because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for
it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know,
because I don't remember to whom it has been sent.


Don't laugh-- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!!

Growing older is mandatory.
Growing up is optional.
Laughing at yourself is therapeutic .


P.S. I just walked outside and SOMEONE LEFT THE WATER RUNNING IN THE
DRIVEWAY

[Bad Boy Bad Boy]

Dallas, Oh Dallas, I guess that's why all the men at the Parties are Jealous then, Hummmm, because they come sit by me, lol. Not me go to them, see it must show I have some following there.

[Dallas307]

Well Dude -you are so hot!

OK I just realized that it broadcasts birthday and age on the WorkersComp Discussion Forums page-------

[red1030]

That was definitely a great definition, but I would call it bi polar or maybe OCD. Again...I am laughing...thank you. Actually I am laughing because it sounds like me recently....

[Dallas307]

Sounds like me most the time.......... in one room to do one thing and every place I go and on the way there is something.

[Deb]

You are keeping me laughing today!!!!

Deb

[MJC]

I am one that has to participate in the gender thingy.  I was one of the victims that all but one person on here confused as to my gender.  The person that was not confused was Pooh.  I just loved her comment about......Oh lord, did the doctor make a big mistake and did a sex change.  I really laughed at that one.

Ok, this is for everyone.......................

I AM FEMALE........HE HE HE!

MJC......

[Dallas307]

I  had to share - cracked me up, its always ten people to share with!

I sent the email to 10 people like they said.
I'm still waiting for that miracle to happen .....

[monster]

I had Chinese food three times Saturday...am now paying for it dearly, lol...