A friendship poem,,,LOL

[monster]

This isn't your normal friendship type thing...just remember before you read it that I love you guys and will miss you for the next 24+ hours or so

None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.


1. When you are sad -- I will help you plot revenge against The sorry one with no designated father who made you sad.



2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.



3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.



4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.



5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.



6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.



7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well Again. I don't want whatever you have.



8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.



9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth.



I like number 1 & 3 myself, hee, hee

[vickinat]

Monster
Very good, I liked #1,3 & 7 the best for me.
Enjoy your time away.
Vickie

[jayne]

sounds like a plan to me

[red1030]

Good Morning all...and have a great time monster...love Red

[ksgirl]

Monster, that is perfect. Actually, that's the kind of friend I am. I like all of them.

[CRABBY]

Your my kind of friend....LOL

I think I found a picture of you and me....starting our investigative business.....
we are perfect match


not saying your a weido, I'm the one on the right....LOL

[monster]

ROFLMAO...it took me awhile to find our pic...maybe that means I wouldn't be such a good PI??? Those are adorable and yes, we would make good PI's, LOL