Bed Sheets

[Wink]

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

Pedro, the town drunk, was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As Pedro stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

Pedro, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the chit out of a ghost."

Happy Halloween

[sparkey]

ROFLMAO,,,, I almost spewed my first morning coffee over that..LOL

[vickinat]

Wink
ROFLMBO, hehe, that was good.

Thanks for the laugh, I'm glad that I was'nt taking a drink of my coffee when I read the end. I would have been like Sparkey and have it spewing everywhere.

Thanks I needed that.
Vickie

[red1030]

Good Morning Wink...that was really great...thank you .... Red

[jayne]

Now that was funny

[monster]

ROFLMBO...great one Wink, I choked too

[ksgirl]

Thank you Wink. That was needed after two hours of work conditioning!

[Tuffy]

Wink, That was funny, Now does anyone know where I can get a new keyboard as mine is covered with Diet Pepsi. LOL