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10-19-2007, 12:22 AM
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contempt of court..!!!!
Contempt of Court
A man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. When his name was called, late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the rest of the afternoon and he would have to return the next day. “What for?†he snapped at the judge. His honor, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query, roared, “Twenty dollars contempt of court. That’s why!†Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented. “That’s all right. You don’t have to pay now.†The young man replied, “I’m just seeing if I have enough for two more words.†|
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10-19-2007, 12:28 AM
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RE: contempt of court..!!!!
THATS A GOOD ONE
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10-19-2007, 12:58 AM
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RE: contempt of court..!!!!
funny mel....Red
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. |
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10-19-2007, 01:01 AM
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RE: contempt of court..!!!!
thanks glad you liked it,, it gave me a good laugh for the night
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10-19-2007, 03:16 AM
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RE: contempt of court..!!!!
ROFL...thanks Mel
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10-19-2007, 09:09 AM
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 RE: contempt of court..!!!!
ROTFLMAO, that was a good one, mostly one I might have done too.
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10-19-2007, 09:10 AM
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RE: contempt of court..!!!!
LOL glad u liked it badboy i have another one i will post in a few minutes i thought was pretty good to...
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