Things make me go HHHMMMM??

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[Cervical_Fusion]

AQA I want a palm reader for my Birthday Buddy

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Lets not forget the redneck cread.

"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not."
~ Thomas Jefferson

(This is why Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton want gun control so badly!)


FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE

1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.

2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

3. Colt: The original point and click interface.

4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.

5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?

6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.

7. If guns cause crime, then spoons cause Rosie O'Donnell to be fat.

8. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.

9. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.

10. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.

11. The United States Constitution ©1791. All Rights Reserved.

12. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?

13. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.

14. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.

15. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians.

16. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.

17. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

18. 911: Government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.

19. Assault is a behavior, not a device.

20. Criminals love gun control; it makes their jobs safer.

21. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.

22. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.

23. You have only the rights you are willing to fight for.

24. Enforce the gun control laws we ALREADY have; don't make more.

25. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.

26. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.

27. "A government of the people, by the people, for the people..."

28. You can pry my firearm from my cold dead fingers.

29. Gun control means aiming with both hands.

30. If you can't hit what you aim at, you don't deserve a gun.

31. I would rather be tried by twelve than carried by six.

32. "The right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.”