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08-22-2007, 03:18 PM
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The Wizard of Oz
4 presidents get caught up in a tornado, and off they whirled to the land of Oz.They finally made it to the emerald city and went to find the great wizard.What brings you to the Great Wizard of Oz?Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly and says I've come for some courage. No problem says the wizard. Who's next?Richard Nixon stepped forward, Well I think I need a heart. Done, says the wizard.Who comes next before the powerful Oz?Up stepped George Bush and said I'm told by the American people that I need a brain. No problem consider it done.Then there is a great silence in the Hall.Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say anything,Irritated the Wizard Finally asks, Well what do you want?Is Dorothy Around?? You all have a great day, hope you like this little joke?Halftrak
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08-22-2007, 03:27 PM
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RE: The Wizard of Oz
Ha!Ha!Ha! I loved it! Thank you for the laugh!
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08-22-2007, 04:22 PM
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RE: The Wizard of Oz
That is GOOD Halftrak, tytyty
The good news is,"You can get used to anything." The bad news is,"You can get used to anything." :-) Sithie |
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08-23-2007, 08:10 AM
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RE: The Wizard of Oz
HeHe....good one! Did Bill have his handy dandy Cuban cigar in his pocket by any chance?
Lilly 
Injured worker, & tired of it all! I'm too old for games!! A careless word may kindle strife, a cruel word may wreck a life, a timely word may level stress, and a loving word may heal and bless! |
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08-23-2007, 09:36 PM
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 RE: The Wizard of Oz
Halftrak,
Thanks for a good laugh. That was a real good one. Take care and God Bless! Cajun Hugsssssssss, MJC Lumbar Laminectomy L5 - S1, Lumbar Disectomy L 4 -5, Cervical Microdisectomy C-4 -5, Cervical Anterior Fusion C 4 -5, Cervical Anterior Fusion C 5 - 6, Lumbar Disectomy, Laminectomy and Foraminotmy L 3 - 4, Cryo Surgery Lumbar. --Ongoing Problems.. Permanently Totally Disabled. |
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08-23-2007, 10:27 PM
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RE: The Wizard of Oz
Thanks for sharing...Red
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. |
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08-25-2007, 02:01 PM
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RE: The Wizard of Oz
Thanks....We all need a good laugh....and that one is just to funny.
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