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This will make you smile
08-21-2007, 04:47 PM
Post: #1
Toungue This will make you smile
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't
give you cyanide to kill your husband that's against the law and I'll
lose my license and they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of
bad things will happen.
Absolutely not, you CAN NOT have any cyanide!"
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied:
"Well, Hell, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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08-21-2007, 04:58 PM
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RE: This will make you smile
How many refills do you need Mam....LOL[/u]
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08-21-2007, 05:16 PM
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RE: This will make you smile
Now that was funny and I am still laughing. ROFL

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It's about learning to dance in the rain.
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08-21-2007, 06:14 PM
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RE: This will make you smile
Chris that was cute.... Red

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08-21-2007, 07:02 PM
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RE: This will make you smile
ahhhhhhhhhhhh now that was really funny

;)Workmans comp is not a road you want to travel alone.You need a good lawyer,a great family and good friends to lean on.If you make it thru without losing everything you have worked for all your life,you have come out ahead of the game.....Smile
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08-21-2007, 08:21 PM
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RE: This will make you smile
Good one! Thanks for the giggle!
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08-22-2007, 08:49 AM
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Cool RE: This will make you smile
Tongue ChrisChris, that was good. Thanks. Big Grin
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08-22-2007, 09:41 AM
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RE: This will make you smile
ChrisChris,
THAT was a CUTE one!
Thanks for sharing....I needed a laugh.
LillyWink

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