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08-15-2007, 05:33 PM
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 Aternoon Delight
SMILE, YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA!
[attachment=252] Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for President and over fifty for Miss America ? I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !! Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? Wouldn't you know it... Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever. Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside? Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier" And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. Let Go, and Let God...... |
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08-15-2007, 05:35 PM
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RE: Aternoon Delight
Thanks for the laugh... Red
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. |
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08-15-2007, 05:44 PM
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RE: Aternoon Delight
i agree with the most of them
worry changes nothing prayer changes every thing |
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08-15-2007, 06:02 PM
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RE: Aternoon Delight
CC, Those were like Tony Tiger says GREATTTTTTTTTTT.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain. |
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08-15-2007, 06:50 PM
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RE: Aternoon Delight
I chunky dunk
;)Workmans comp is not a road you want to travel alone.You need a good lawyer,a great family and good friends to lean on.If you make it thru without losing everything you have worked for all your life,you have come out ahead of the game..... 
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08-15-2007, 06:58 PM
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RE: Aternoon Delight
Chris....Thank you for laugh...we sure all need to laugh more. Laughing makes you produce something in the brain that is good for us....Hey now everyone I read that somewhere....It is good for depression. So start laughing....
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08-15-2007, 09:05 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-15-2007 09:05 PM by tweety00.)
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RE: Aternoon Delight
in fact I am going to chunky dunk right now
;)Workmans comp is not a road you want to travel alone.You need a good lawyer,a great family and good friends to lean on.If you make it thru without losing everything you have worked for all your life,you have come out ahead of the game.....
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08-16-2007, 03:31 AM
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RE: Aternoon Delight
A Marine Bumper Sticker I read the other Day:
"It's Gods Job to Judge-It's our Job to Set up the Meeting" Failed Back Surgery, Chronic Pain, Totally Disabled. Knowledge is Power, Especially in the World of w/c. Learn as Much as You can about Your States w/c Laws, and don't Fight Battles alone, They Use Attorney's, and so Should You!! |
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08-16-2007, 08:33 AM
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RE: Aternoon Delight
Very cute! I copied & sent it on to some of my friends!
Thanks....I needed that  Lilly
Injured worker, & tired of it all! I'm too old for games!! A careless word may kindle strife, a cruel word may wreck a life, a timely word may level stress, and a loving word may heal and bless! |
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