Speaking German in Western Kansas

[bodybuilder1958]

Here in Kansas, there is a town called Hays,
where there is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local farmer driving down a country road noticed a man
using his hand to drink water from a neighbor's pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm!
Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen."

Which means: ("Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have
excrement in it.")

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just out here
campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you.
Please speak in English."

The farmer yelled back: "Use both hands. You'll get more."

[jayne]

ROFLMAO now thats cute