How is Norma?

[Bummer Knees]

The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, "Norma
Findlay, Room 302..."

The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check
with the nurse's station for that room."

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and
said, "I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing
well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back
normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be
discharged tomorrow."

The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so
worried. God bless you for the good news."

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma
your daughter?"

The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No
one tells me excrement."
TRUE STORY.