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Blonde Joke
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07-19-2010, 08:57 PM
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Blonde Joke
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these Blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she Decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to Paint a couple of rooms in the house The next day, right after her Husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of Paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the Floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy Parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks Her if she if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she Replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are Dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She Replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it Said... "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS. Let Go, and Let God...... |
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07-19-2010, 09:56 PM
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RE: Blonde Joke
LOL
Blondes and cocker spaniels go hand and hand. LOL 8-05, Micro laminectomy/disectomy. 10-05 lumbar fusion L5-S1. 2-07 exploritory surgery. 12-07 medical implant, Spinal Cord Stimulator. now receiving SSDI. Jesus died for our sins. Soilders died for our freedom. |
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07-20-2010, 09:33 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-20-2010 09:33 AM by jayne.)
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RE: Blonde Joke
ohhhhhhhhh that was so bad....but so cute at the same time....My Becca is a natural blonde but dyes her hair.... red she said no one takes her serious as a blonde and as a red head they step lightly around her temper...go figure red heads have a temper? well I never....................lol
;)Workmans comp is not a road you want to travel alone.You need a good lawyer,a great family and good friends to lean on.If you make it thru without losing everything you have worked for all your life,you have come out ahead of the game.....
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