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Blonde Joke
07-19-2010, 08:57 PM
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Toungue Blonde Joke
Blonde Joke

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
Blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she
Decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to
Paint a couple of rooms in the house The next day, right after her
Husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
Paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the
Floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy
Parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks
Her if she if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she
Replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are
Dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She
Replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it
Said...







"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

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07-19-2010, 09:56 PM
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RE: Blonde Joke
LOL

Blondes and cocker spaniels go hand and hand. LOL

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07-20-2010, 09:33 AM (This post was last modified: 07-20-2010 09:33 AM by jayne.)
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RE: Blonde Joke
ohhhhhhhhh that was so bad....but so cute at the same time....My Becca is a natural blonde but dyes her hair.... red she said no one takes her serious as a blonde and as a red head they step lightly around her temper...go figure red heads have a temper? well I never....................lol

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