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05-16-2010, 01:57 PM
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A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting furniture, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can set in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm so happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV and the picture was horrible. She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting on the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring so he hurried to open the door. When he opened the door, there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son is your grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." Each day is not a rite,it's a given. |
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05-16-2010, 09:09 PM
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RE: grandma
Yep, the best things do come out of little kids mouths...
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05-17-2010, 09:42 AM
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RE: grandma
Another Great One!!
I Wish Everyone in the World would Take just One Minute to Take a Deep Breath and Look at the Wonders around Them. Too Much Time caught Up in the Moment can Cause Us to Miss soo Much that is Good, and given Us Daily! We are just too Busy to See! |
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05-17-2010, 10:14 AM
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RE: grandma
LOL thats a cute one
Live for Today, Love for Today, Laugh for Today. |
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05-17-2010, 10:14 AM
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RE: grandma
LOL, From the mouths of babes...........Cute story
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain. |
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05-17-2010, 11:13 AM
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RE: grandma
another good one
SETTLED!!! |
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05-17-2010, 12:34 PM
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RE: grandma
Yeah, I'm still laughing as I took the joke to the table last night for a family laugh...
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