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WOW
05-14-2010, 09:05 AM
Post: #1
WOW
Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly
irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how
horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, "It could
have been worse." To cure him of his annoying habit, his
friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad, so
terrible, that even Frank could find no hope in it.

On the golf course one day, one of them said, "Frank, did
you hear about Tom? He came home last night, found his wife
in bed with another man, shot them both and then turned the
gun on himself!"

"That`s awful," said Frank, "But it could have been worse."

"How in the hell," asked his bewildered friend, "Could it
have been worse?"

"Well," replied Frank, "If it happened the night before, I`d
be dead now!"

Each day is not a rite,it's a given.
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05-14-2010, 09:10 AM
Post: #2
RE: WOW
Oh Hurt, Your a Bad One!! Thanks for the Laugh.

I Wish Everyone in the World would Take just One Minute to Take a Deep Breath and Look at the Wonders around Them. Too Much Time caught Up in the Moment can Cause Us to Miss soo Much that is Good, and given Us Daily! We are just too Busy to See!
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05-14-2010, 12:12 PM
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RE: WOW
ROFLMAO!

GOD BLESS OUR COUNTRY AND OUR PRESIDENT!
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05-14-2010, 12:26 PM
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RE: WOW
Yeah, I guess he was right, it could have been worse then... ROTFLMAO...Tongue

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05-14-2010, 12:51 PM
Post: #5
RE: WOW
good one hurt.....lol
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