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Funny for the day
12-19-2008, 06:32 AM
Post: #1
Funny for the day
I hope this won't offend anyone (I think I have a few of these 'labels on my head now thanks to my psychologist, LOL)

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED...
* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - - - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle

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Funny for the day - monster - 12-19-2008 06:32 AM
RE: Funny for the day - jayne - 12-19-2008, 09:03 AM
RE: Funny for the day - Tuffy - 12-19-2008, 09:29 AM
RE: Funny for the day - Bummer Knees - 12-19-2008, 10:22 AM
RE: Funny for the day - bronco54501 - 12-19-2008, 11:49 AM
RE: Funny for the day - red1030 - 12-19-2008, 11:49 AM
RE: Funny for the day - hurt at work - 12-19-2008, 11:59 AM
RE: Funny for the day - vickinat - 12-19-2008, 12:56 PM
RE: Funny for the day - chrischris - 12-20-2008, 12:42 AM

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