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a joke hope you enjoy it
08-14-2009, 12:47 PM
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a joke hope you enjoy it
After getting all of the Pope's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he
doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the
curb.

"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take your
seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at
the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today."

"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job!
What if something should happen?" protest the driver, wishing he'd never
gone to work that morning.

"Who's going to tell? " says the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the
wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the
airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205kph.

"Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope
keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

"Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license --- and my job!" moans the
driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approches, but the
cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the
radio.

"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo
going 205kph.

"So bust him," says the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important." said the cop.

The Chief exclalimed, "All the more reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, "Who do you have there, the mayor?

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "A senator?"
Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "The Prime Minister?"
Cop; "Bigger."

"Well," said the Chief, "who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, "What makes you think it's God?"


Cop: "His chauffeur is the Pope!"

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08-14-2009, 01:56 PM
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RE: a joke hope you enjoy it
LMBO.....Jayne that is a real good one.....thannks for the laugh. Love ya!

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08-16-2009, 11:33 AM
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RE: a joke hope you enjoy it
Thanks Jayne Dear!! We need a lot of Laughs Lately, to try and keep Everyone Sane!!! My Mother had a Plaque when I was Young that Read "MY Day is Complete, I Heard a Child Laugh!" That about Says it All!!Smile

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