Tuesday afternoon TiCkLeS

[Wink]

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the man and said, "Do you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do,"

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.

"Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.

"Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.

" Yep," was the calm reply.

" And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"Nope," said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."
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[Still in Limbo]

Very good Wink, Thanks!!

[Lilly]

HeHeHe Wink !

Lilly

[Truckster]

THAT WAS FUNNY AS.....WELL YOU KNOW....HELL!!!!!!!

[red1030]

Wink as always that was great. I have not laughed so hard all day. I sure enjoy your funnies .... you have a great sense of humor. Thank you.

[jayne]

that was good ty wink

[admin]

That is good. We're going to see if we can get CompBob! to tell that joke. He may have a little trouble with the phrase "evil incarnate". He can handle most words well, and in a "never to be published" file we made him swear like a sailor. He handles that flawlessly. We have a lot of simple minds here....

[jayne]

ahhhhhhhhhh hell we wanna hear the sailor talk

[Deb]

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was
squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.

She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite
embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been
circumcised and he was quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to
telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.
He did it and returned to his class.

Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his weenie hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."

KIDS - DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THEM???

[Guest]

LMAO!!!!!!!!