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Amazing...but could be true! - MJC - 09-03-2009 08:24 AM
TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS
CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you
enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to
Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape
Cajun Hugssssssssssssss,
MJC
RE: Amazing...but could be true! - jayne - 09-03-2009 08:58 AM
ROFLMAO.........thats funny
RE: Amazing...but could be true! - MJC - 09-03-2009 09:22 AM
Jayne,
Yepperssssss it sure is. I was hoping it would get a laugh or 2. Love ya!
Cajun Hugsssssssssssss,
MJC
RE: Amazing...but could be true! - Manley2 - 09-03-2009 09:23 AM
That was good, but what does it mean if the pills my employer gives me have a W on them instead?
RE: Amazing...but could be true! - Still in Limbo - 09-03-2009 10:05 AM
Great Stuff MJC!! And Manely, if it's a W, Turn it around!!!
RE: Amazing...but could be true! - buildergirl1973 - 09-03-2009 10:13 AM
good ones thanks
RE: Amazing...but could be true! - Bummer Knees - 09-03-2009 11:37 AM
I especially like the part about Hooters
RE: Amazing...but could be true! - Manley2 - 09-03-2009 01:58 PM
Maybe I should just stand on my head when I take them!!!
RE: Amazing...but could be true! - chrischris - 09-03-2009 09:21 PM
LOL! That was very cute MJC. Thanks for the chuckle.
RE: Amazing...but could be true! - Bad Boy Bad Boy - 09-03-2009 10:47 PM
MJC, that was a good one...
