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Blonde joke - backache - 02-27-2008 10:39 AM
> >Blonde on an airplane
>> > A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN
>> ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS
>> SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
>>
>> THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS
>> TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT
>> SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE
>> TO SIT IN THE BACK.
>>
>> THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
>> GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
>>
>> THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND
>> TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A
>> BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS
>> IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
>>
>> THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO
>> EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE
>> WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
>>
>> THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE,! I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
>> GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
>>
>> THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY
>> SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO
>> ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO
>> REASON.
>>
>> THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE?
>>
>> I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE.
>>
>> I SPEAK BLONDE."
>>
>> HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR,
>> AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP
>> AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
>>
>> THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND
>> ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
>>
>> I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON ."
>>
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RE: Blonde joke - Bad Boy Bad Boy - 02-27-2008 08:08 PM
RE: Blonde joke - monster - 02-28-2008 01:28 AM
ROFLMAO!!!