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Anyone know this family??? I sure do!! - collateraldamage5591 - 01-08-2008 03:56 PM
Dearest Redneck Son,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast We don't live
where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure
about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't
seen them since.
The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first
time for three days and the second time for four days.
About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it
would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried
because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle.
Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to
pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was
driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down!
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.
Your Favorite Aunt,
RE: Anyone know this family??? I sure do!! - chrischris - 01-08-2008 04:51 PM
Awwwwwww! A true Redneck family! LOL
RE: Anyone know this family??? I sure do!! - sweet tooth - 01-08-2008 06:21 PM
no i think this is beyond redneck
RE: Anyone know this family??? I sure do!! - nurse83 - 01-12-2008 07:03 PM
JEFF FOXWORTHY, MOVE OVER, YOU'VE BEEN REPLACED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!