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This IS for you Monster:) - mel1980 - 10-09-2007 11:14 PM
ok this is very funny..Hope you get a laugh out of it along with everyone else...So for my birthday this year a couple of my friends decided they were gonna take me to Atlantic city for my birthday they got a room and had the nite planned..So we get down there go get some dinner and then head to a lounge in the casino...They had a live band and it was great free drinks at the bar if you played a machine now by the middle of the nite i was already drunk they were feeding me chocolate martinis and shots of southern comfort YUCK...Well ok so most of my friends are single and ready to mingle good ole me i have the love of my life..Well we are sitting talking to a few guys trying to pick us all up and we all are dancing having a good time...So the band takes a break and i said ok gotta go to the bathroom have the guys had gone a minute before and drunk ole me walks into the mens room singing and here i am drunk as a scunk looking at all 4 guys we are talking to from the bar LOL i was mortified i get back dont want to tell my fiends and the one guy goes so did you enjoy your stay in the mens room. I must have been frozen there for about 3 minutes i laughed s hard i cried
RE: This IS for you Monster:) - monster - 10-09-2007 11:41 PM
ROFLMAO....oh that is funny! Did you get a good peak????
I better go potty before you make me laugh anymore, LOL...Tuffy and I kept going to use the house phone while in Vegas whether we needed to or not. It was in a little cubby hole right past the mens room so we could watch them all go in and out. Started to push Tuffy in at one point but she would have either killed me or thanked me...not sure which, LOL. Love ya Tuffy
RE: This IS for you Monster:) - mel1980 - 10-09-2007 11:49 PM
LOL i couldnt remember if i tried monster i had never been so drunk before in my life oh and i forgot to tell you what happend after all that..We all went up to the room to get some sleep..And i got terrible sick..Went into the bathroom turned the water on and begin to throw up and my friends are calling me say turn the dam water off..I wouldnt answer finally i did after i put the toilet seat up and it fell on top of my mouth and i was bleeding everywhere..I yelled I NEED help in here come quick LOL they tried to get in but i had locked the door...i opened it and layed on the floor the look on there faces was PRICELESS...HAVENT HAD A MARTINI SINCE
RE: This IS for you Monster:) - monster - 10-09-2007 11:51 PM
Even though that's not funny I'm crying I am laughing so hard...I'm sorry now I feel like a mean monster but I can't quit laughing.....
RE: This IS for you Monster:) - mel1980 - 10-09-2007 11:54 PM
lol I HAVE to admit it wasnt funny at the time but the photos they took are pretty darn good..They will never let me live it down thats for sure..I had a fat lip for days..I went back to work and told everyone they beat me up down there..I had my whole department laughing on the floor
RE: This IS for you Monster:) - mel1980 - 10-10-2007 12:34 AM
life is tough....when you're stupid
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
"We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter.
"You don't?" I replied.
"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.
"So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"
"That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
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The paragraph above doesn't amaze me because of what happened a couple of months ago. I was checking out at the local Foodland with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider" looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?"
I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today."
She said "OK" and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.
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A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
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I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked.
She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?"
"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked.
"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me.
As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."
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Several years ago, we had an intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?"
"Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her.
With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on t he photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
"Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid."
RE: This IS for you Monster:) - Tuffy - 10-10-2007 12:34 PM
As we were standing in the little cubby hole using the house phone again, I said to Monster " The sign said MEN, I opened the door and there they were"!!!!!!!!! LOL Now stop pushing me!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL
RE: This IS for you Monster:) - mel1980 - 10-10-2007 06:17 PM
LOL LOL
RE: This IS for you Monster:) - Lilly - 10-11-2007 08:32 AM
LOL....you guys are killin me!!!!!!
Mel....I hate choc martinis...I bet they are worse second time around too!
Lilly
RE: This IS for you Monster:) - mel1980 - 10-11-2007 08:34 AM
oh yes they are i love them just cant handle them