11-05-2009, 10:45 PM
Two rednecks brothers were attending their momma's funeral. They got up to go view the body only one brother was a bit slow, he didn't want to spill his beer.
The first brother got up to the casket, looked down at his mother, then looked again then turned and waved for his brother go hurry up.
Eventually his brother got up to the casket. The first brother said: "That's not momma." The second brother looked down at his momma, then took a swig of his beer and then looked again and said: "Oh sure it is, they just shaved off her mustache."
(This is a better joke said in company, I do a really good redneck southern accent)
The first brother got up to the casket, looked down at his mother, then looked again then turned and waved for his brother go hurry up.
Eventually his brother got up to the casket. The first brother said: "That's not momma." The second brother looked down at his momma, then took a swig of his beer and then looked again and said: "Oh sure it is, they just shaved off her mustache."
(This is a better joke said in company, I do a really good redneck southern accent)
