10-20-2009, 05:57 PM
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were
amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver
walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never
seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat ugly
woman moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened, and the lady walked between them into a small room. The walls
closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the
walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the
last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped
out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his
son.... 'Go get your mother.'
Even in sad times a fun joke can make you smile.....
amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver
walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never
seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat ugly
woman moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened, and the lady walked between them into a small room. The walls
closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the
walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the
last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped
out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his
son.... 'Go get your mother.'
Even in sad times a fun joke can make you smile.....