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You might be shocked. But then a few of you might not be. View this video, if you will: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c55_1251161630 Glenn Beck will be on the Fox News Channel the rest of the week with even more shocking facts about Obama's other Czars. I suspect it will be pretty informative.

God help us all.
Holy S-H-I-T!!!
wow....what monster said!
scary isnt it
This is just another government ploy that is helping people that do not need the help. Those of us that do, can't afford to pay the notes on a newer automobile. It is just not designed to help the ones who need the help.

Cajun Hugsssssssssssss,
MJC
Thats the problem. They give all these things a name that makes it sound like we are helping those that need the help but we never do. This country as we know it may not be here much longer.
oh it will still be here just not as our fore fathers wanted it to be for us.this was sent to me by my good friend as a funny but you all better take note...and you Yanks might want to look into moving
Okay let's just start the process before we are sent down the creek without a paddle.........



THE COUNTRY of TEXOARKLA

In case things get a little tougher during the next few months, we In LOUISIANA, TEXAS , OKLAHOMA & ARKANSAS have a plan.

Maybe you don't know it, but LOUISIANA , TEXAS , OKLAHOMA , & ARKANSAS have a legal right to secede from the Union . (Reference the Texas/Louisiana-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.)

Us TEXOARKLANS love y'all Americans, but we'll probably have to take action since Barack Obama won the election and is now the President of the U.S.A. We'll miss ya'll though.

Here is what can happen:

1. Barack Hussein Obama, after becoming the President of the United States , begins to try and create a socialist country, then TEXAS , LOUISIANA , ARKANSAS and OKLAHOMA announces that they are going to secede from the Union .

2. George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of TEXOARKLA .. You might think that he doesn't talk too pretty, but we haven't had another terrorist attack and the economy was fine until the effects of Barney Frank and the Democrats lowering the qualifications for home loans came home to roost.

So what does TEXOARKLA have to do to survive as a Republic?

1. NASA is just south of Houston , Texas . We will control the space industry.

2. We refine over 90% of the gasoline in the United States .

3. Defense Industry--we have over 65% of it. The term "Don't mess with TEXAS ," will take on a whole new meaning.

4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of TEXOARKLA will need for the next 300 years. What will the other states do? Gee, we don't know. Why not ask Obama?

5. Natural Gas - again, we have all we need and it's too bad about those Northern States. John Kerry and AlGore will just have to figure out a way to keep them warm...

6. Computer Industry - we lead the nation in producing computer chips and communications equipment - small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Nortel, Alcatel, etc. The list goes on and on.

7. Medical Care - We have the research centers for cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as other large health centers.

8. We have enough colleges to keep educating and making smarter citizens: University of Texas , Texas A&M, Texas Tech, University of Oklahoma , Oklahoma State University, UL-Lafayette, UL-Monroe, University of Arkansas , LSU, Arkansas State University , Baylor, Rice, TCU, SMU and MANY more.

9. We have an intelligent and energetic work force and it isn't restricted by a bunch of unions. Here in TEXOARKLA, we are a Right-to-Work State and, therefore, it's every man and woman for themselves. We just go out and get the job done.. And if we don't like the way one company operates, we get a job somewhere else.

10. We have essential control of the paper, plastics, and insurance industries, etc.

11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the TEXOARKLA National Guard, the TEXOARKLA Air National Guard, and several military bases. We don't have an Army, but since everybody down here has at least six guns and a pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need one. If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over the Texas Rangers.

12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and several types of grain, fruit and vegetables and let's not forget seafood from the Gulf. Also, everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they taste good. We don't need any food from somewhere else.

13. FIVE of the ten largest cities in the United States and THIRTY TWO of the 100 largest cities in the United States are located in TEXOARKLA. And TEXOARKLA also has more land than California , New York , New Jersey , Connecticut , Delaware , Hawaii , Massachusetts , Maryland , Rhode Island and Vermont combined.

14. Trade: FIVE of the ten largest ports in the United States are located in TEXOARKLA.

15. We also manufacture cars down here, but we don't need to. You see, nothing rusts in TEXOARKLA so our vehicles stay beautiful and run well for decades.

16. We can form the STC football conference. Who needs the other teams. We can consider giving a visas only to Alabama.



This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of TEXOARKLA in good shape. There isn't a thing out there that we need and don't have.

Now to the rest of you folks in the United States under President Obama:

Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Obama will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg SUV. The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.

You won't have any TV as the Space Center in Houston will cut off satellite communications.

You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes, but since AlGore has predicted global warming, you will not need the gas as long as you survive the 2000 years it will take to get enough heat from Global Warming.

In other words, the rest of ya'll in the USA are screwed!



Signed, The People of TEXOARKLA





P.S. This is not a threatening letter - just a note to give you something to think about!

Sleep well tonight 'cause the eyes of TEXOARKLA are on YOU!!
Then what? A Civil War?
Boy what a thought, I dont do history so I did not know this.... But I do know there is alot of open land in the so called TEXOARKLA. Sounds like there is a possible take over here and I admit sounds very inviting...... But I also do know the rest of us out number them and if another war was to happen it would be a disaster, and Bush and Nobama would be no longer..... I would have to run things, and I would increase taxes on anyone that makes 100,000 and up a year.... Then if anyone has a home worth more then 500,000 I would ask for a 50% tax increase. Then I would wipe out Iraq and hang my flag,. There is so much help that our country needs and it has to start with us all.

Just a thought of mine and my thoughts only...........Bronco
I believe it was Thomas Jefferson that Said that There should be a Revolution every 50 Years, to Keep the Government in Check, a Government too strong and Large can Slowly take away the Freedoms We fought so Hard to Obtain! I didn't Use Quote Marks, because those weren't the Exact Words, but You can get the Gist of the Statement. Please now, I'm not some Goofy Conspiracy Theorist, I'm just Quoting History. But I do Believe that Our Senate and Congress are going to have to Reign this President in and Soon, or We May be beyond the Point of being able to Recover, I'm talking Mainly about the ever so Shrinking Middle-Class, and the Folks below the Poverty Level, trying to Live on Minimum Wage. My Daughter Worked Her Rear Off to Graduate with a 3.89 Grade Point Average and a Bachelors Degree in Biology, and an Associates in Psychology from a Private 1000 All Girl College, and now has to Compete in the Small Job Market where People Over Qualified, due to Lay-Offs will Gladly Accept the Lower Position! I Believe it will get Worse before it gets Better if We don't put the Brakes on Some of these Billion Dollar Spending Habits of this President!!Wink
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