08-10-2009, 05:55 PM
08-10-2009, 05:56 PM
08-10-2009, 05:59 PM
And has anyone seen Tweety, lately?
08-10-2009, 06:04 PM
And anudder thing...has anyone ever, ever noticed that Lilly looks like Stevie Nicks?
08-10-2009, 06:18 PM
And OH! I shore hopes admin got some good mail, afterall!
Poor fella!
Poor fella!08-10-2009, 07:18 PM
08-10-2009, 08:25 PM
Funny Wink.......I sure hope Red is ok, and Tweety too! 
08-10-2009, 08:40 PM
LOL, this is so cute! You and your wit have been much missed 
Thanks for the smile and I also hope Red and Tweety are okay.
Hugs,
mosnter
Thanks for the smile and I also hope Red and Tweety are okay.Hugs,
mosnter
08-10-2009, 10:46 PM
08-10-2009, 11:44 PM
WCisBS Wrote:
The Deaf Bookkeeper
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of $10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer 'Ask him where the $10 million bucks he embezzled from me is.'
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is. The bookkeeper signs back: 'I don't know what you are talking about.'
The attorney tells the Godfather: 'He says he doesn't know what you're talking about.'
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, 'Ask him again!'
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: 'He'll kill you if you don't tell him!'
The bookkeeper signs back: 'OK! OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!'
The Godfather asks the attorney: 'Well, what'd he say?'
The attorney replies: 'He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger.'
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of $10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer 'Ask him where the $10 million bucks he embezzled from me is.'
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is. The bookkeeper signs back: 'I don't know what you are talking about.'
The attorney tells the Godfather: 'He says he doesn't know what you're talking about.'
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, 'Ask him again!'
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: 'He'll kill you if you don't tell him!'
The bookkeeper signs back: 'OK! OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!'
The Godfather asks the attorney: 'Well, what'd he say?'
The attorney replies: 'He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger.'
"Huh, huh, huh...that was funny. But dang, WCisBS...<sluph, sluph, sluph>...you're still as ugly as you were way back when you use to post! Geesh!! If you can't close the shower door, at least turn the lights off!!!"
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