A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the floor. The detective asks, “Sir, did you kill her with that golf club?”
“Yes, Yes, I did,” says the man, stifling a sob.
“How many times did you hit her?”
“I don’t know. Five…maybe six…. Put me down for a five.”
ohhhhhhhhh that was bad lol
Going to print this for hubby, he is the golfer in the family.
He is in a tournament almost every weekens in the summer, wins a little money and some nice prizes.
ROFLMAO....It reminds me of the guy who called 911 and told them he had shot another man. The operator asked him to make sure the guy was dead.........there was a silence, then a shot......the man came back and said OK, he's dead, what do I do now?
admin...you are telling jokes..this is great... smiling... that was real cute... thanks for making me smile...red
Admin.,
Thank for the morning laugh. God Bless!
Cajun Hugssssssssssssssss,
MJC
Hey ADMIN. You forgot to Mention what the Par Was!!!
Backache, that was a Good One, and I could Actually Imaging that Happening!!