Workers' Compensation Discussion Forums

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.' Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.' He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ...' he said with a deep sigh, 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'

ROTFLMAO ADMIN, isn't your wife a Blonde? LMAO...

Now that is cute, One of the best blonde jokes in a long time. ROFL

BBBB, Believe me Admin's wife is not in the blonde catagory. Far from it!!!!!!!!! She is a fantastic lady. and very attractive..

funny -- thanks admin. We should start a thread of blonde jokes. Anyone interested?

That was good Admin......lmao.lol

Absolutely!!!!!!!! I am married to a blonde and have a blonde,polish step-daughter that married a guy with the last name Seaman. I've got a lot of jokes stored in the noggin!!!

I too am married to a blonde, and have dated a few other blondes too. We could have some fun with it-----------but I tend to go over board.........But still fun.