Who wants to be a millionaire !
A husband and wife are watching "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire," and the husband winks and says, "Honey, let's go upstairs..."
The wife says no, so the husband asks again. Again she says no.
So the husband says, "Is that your final answer?" The wife says yes.
The husband says, "Well, can I phone a friend?
If I would have Said that to Ellen, I would be outside looking for a Wi-Fi Connection!!
Thanks for the Laugh Dear!!
i dare Skeeter to say something like that , this sweet tooth would not be so sweet lollol
Funny: But it sounds like something I would say, all in a joking manor though....
I wish the Daver would say something like that so I would have one more good reason to want to strangle him today.....Two days ago I made a huge pot of noodle soup and homemade rolls, yesterday I made a very large pork roast with mash potatoes, veggie and homemade bread. I have been working on painting the elk all day and working on the computer. About every 3 hours there he is standing at my office door saying "Oh I guess we're not going to eat today?" Now if he was out working or there was no food made I would gladly get up and make him something to eat....How is it a man can build an entire house, tear an engine apart and put it back together, yet he can't put a plate of food in the microwave and press a button? Hold me back guys so I don't get put in jail for killing him. ROFLMAO He thinks it's funny as heck.....
bachache,
Iam heading to your house for dinner, home made rolls and bread? That sounds so delicious... What time is dinner? Before I got hurt I loved to cook all the time. Now I hardly cook, so how did I get so fat? LOL
CARaven, You probably quit smoking.......Daver made me and I swear even if I don't eat more than 1 meal a day I'm putting pounds on. On the other hand if I get fat enough maybe he will let me smoke again.....Never mind he said NO SUCH LUCK.....I really quit because I wanted too. I read where smoking increases your pain up to 30 percent. I will let you know after a couple of months if this is true. I found a dinner roll recipe that is to die for. I use my bread maker to knead the dough then I go from there. My breads usually don't turn out as well as I would like, but these are fantastic. If anyone wants the recipe I will write it out. Believe me if I can make them anyone can......Love you guys.
Backache, That is the worst part of quitting, The weight gain. I have put on almost 30 lbs since I quit BLAHHHHHHHHH
Post that recipe. I would love to have it.
Dinner rolls
3 1/2 cups all purpose flour
1 package active dry yeast
1 1/4 cups milk
1/4 cup sugar
1/4 cup shortening
1 teaspoon salt
1 egg
Mix 2 cups flour and yeast. Heat and stir milk, sugar, shortening, and salt till warm about 110 degrees. Add to flour mixture, add egg. Beat at low speed for 1/2 minute. Beat 3 minutes at high speed. Stir in as much of remaining flour as you can mix in with a spoon. Knead till smooth 5-8 minutes. Shape into ball. Place in greased bowl; turn. Cover ; let rise till double 45-60 minutes. Punch down; devide in half. Cover; let rest 10 minutes. Shape into rolls. I use two round cake pans lightly greased 12 rolls in each. Cover let rise in warm place 30-45 minutes or until double. Bake in 400 degree oven for 10-12 minutes. Makes 24-36 rolls. I cheat... I put flour in bread maker make a well in the middle, sprinkle with yeast. I heat milk, salt, sugar and shortening in microwave for 2 minutes or until 110 degrees. Pour this over flour add egg and turn bread maker on dough setting. The bread maker will knead and raise dough. Take dough out of breadmaker and follow the rest of the instructions. These are great.........