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Old Is When...

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
and make love,' and you answer,
'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door,

'OLD' IS WHEN..
Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor
instead of by the police.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

AND

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You're not sure if these are jokes.

oh boy jayne will love this one and hate me,lol,lol.

Thanks Hurt, It scares me that I can relate to some of these...LOL I must be getting "old"!!!!

ya me too or just the pain day in day out or both.

I laughed all the way thru its true you know about the braless thing

I am pleading the 5TH.......... HEE HEE HEE, CACKLE.......

Good one hurt I do think the braless one is funny. Just make shure they have shoes on. LOL Ha HA HA .

i dont know about the braless thing but i did think it was funny.he,he,he.cause i dont wear a bra.

we can tell by the size of those man boobs

those are my lips.lol.

snicker...............