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Thanksgiving Forecast
Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven

to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot

and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a

severe squall or cold shoulder.



During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of

a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation

of one to two inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift

across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery

spots on the other. Please pass the gravy.



A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued

for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the

beltway. During the evening, the turkey will diminish and

taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in the

refrigerator.



Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat

sandwiches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can

be expected both days with a 50 percent chance of scattered

soup late in the day. We expect a warming trend where soup

develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be low

as the only wish left will be the bone.
LOL, that is another good one! Where do you guys find all these funny things?

Hugs,
monster
That is good... thanks for the smile Bronco...Red
poor turkey gobble,gobble.bang,bang,then turkey falls over and no need to thaw this on.he,he,he
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