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A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.



He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that turkey?'



The boy replied, 'What turkey?'



The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying under your arm.'



The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!'



The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you.



If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing,
I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?'



The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his behind and let him go!'



May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone

thats cute..CD

Thanks CD.....you have been on my mind alot lately. Wanted to PM you a couple of times but haven't been doing to well myself and never got there. Hope you and yours are well. Keep in touch.


CAP

good one

Great to hear a good one once in awhile. By the way I wonder what happen to the boy. LOL

Thanks bronco...that was cute...and thanksgiving is just around the corner. Love Red

that is cute, hope everyone has a happy Thanksgiving.

we are having our dinner at church so that we can all be together....I am in charge of the ham and fruit salad..