11-14-2008, 10:46 PM
A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife, Annie, was sitting at his bedside.
His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You are beautiful."
Flattered, the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep.
Later, her husband woke up and said, "You are cute."
Startled, she asked him, "What happened to beautiful?"
"The drugs are wearing off," he replied.
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How is a hospital gown like insurance?
You're never covered as much as you think you are.
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine"
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His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You are beautiful."
Flattered, the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep.
Later, her husband woke up and said, "You are cute."
Startled, she asked him, "What happened to beautiful?"
"The drugs are wearing off," he replied.
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How is a hospital gown like insurance?
You're never covered as much as you think you are.
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine"
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