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Bob’s Top Ten Predictions for 2017

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2016 was a hectic year here at the Cluttered Desk. That is due in part to the fact I wasn’t behind it much of the time these past 12 months. Travel demands this last year exceeded all before it, and I spent a fairly significant amount of time away from the office. This makes foretelling the events of 2017 difficult; mostly because I am still trying to accomplish the tasks I was supposed to finish way back in 2015.

Now that I think about it, predicting the past would be much easier.

At any rate, I wanted to lay out for you EXACTLY what will be occurring as the year 2017 unfolds. I wanted to do that, but have absolutely no clue as to what the future will exactly be. Instead I will make these Top Ten Predictions, and hope for the best. 

  1. President Donald Trump will appoint a Federal Commission on Workers’ Compensation

    President Trump will appoint a Federal Commission to identify and recommend improvements for the workers’ compensation system. The 142 member group, comprised mainly of fellow students from Ivanka’s Hot Yoga class, will toil for 10 months trying to identify the most pressing issues for the industry. They will ultimately be overwhelmed by the systems current complexities, causing complete work stoppages for the panel. Originally intended as a key part of the “Drain the Swamp” campaign, workers’ comp will ironically instead “swamp the drain”, causing chaos and confusion throughout the government. The commission’s final report will be issued via Twitter, with 7 characters left to spare.

  2. A Federal Emergency Guest Worker Program will be established

    Construction of the long awaited “Great Wall Numero Dos” will begin along our southern border just four weeks after the new administration is in place. Unfortunately, it will be discovered that in the third week of new management the country deported all the people willing to perform the back-breaking labor in the middle of the desert southwest. An emergency Guest Worker program will be established to allow people to return to the country to build the wall designed to keep them out of the country in the first place.

  3. Florida will successfully reform its workers’ compensation system

    Florida legislators will pull out all the stops to fix the state’s ailing workers’ compensation system this year. When the dust of reform settles, the system will be housed in a large canvas tent with three rings, and there will be shiny new cages for all the animals. Caretakers will be allocated glistening new poop-scooping shovels. The job of Chief Deputy Judge of the Office of Judges of Compensation Claims will be retitled “Ringmaster”.

  4. The State of California will Opt Out

    Unhappy with the fact that much of the rest of the nation did not agree with them in the recent Presidential election, California will push for and ultimately be successful at separating itself from the United States of America. The effort will get a huge boost when petitions supporting the measure gain 162 million signatures from people living outside the state. The move will not quite be complete, however, as most of the inland and southernmost regions will choose to remain a part of the US. This will leave Los Angeles County and the San Francisco Bay area to go their own ways. They will have screaming internet and cutting edge technology, but no food, since all of that is grown inland. Additionally, most LA commuters will have to register as foreign workers, since their 3 hour commute means they now reside on foreign soil. The newly formed country of Los Angelinos will have an immediate crisis in workers’ comp, since their outrageous injury costs will no longer be subsidized by what used to be the rest of the state. The Chairperson of the Los Angelinos People’s Politburo will embark on a reform effort modeled after Florida efforts. Their new system will look quite similar, with the exception that their tent will be resistant to earthquakes, and all bathrooms will be gender neutral.

  5. Healthcare reform will meet medical marijuana

    As Republicans dismantle the Affordable Care Act, they will strive to develop an affordable alternative to insure prompt medical care for the dozens of people who actually paid for health insurance they obtained through the government exchanges. It will be discovered that locally sourced, organically grown and affordable medical marijuana will be the singularly stellar solution for the country’s medical ills. Free marijuana will be distributed to all persons with any illness or ailment, and will serve as the single authorized medicine listed on the new health systems formulary. No one will really recover from anything, but no one will really care, either. The national anthem will be changed to Bob Dylan’s “Rainy Day Women #12 & 35” (Everybody must get stoned).

  6. Artificial Intelligence will make inroads into workers’ compensation

    The first rounds of automation will be employed in the workers’ comp industry in 2017. Artificial Intelligence will make inroads in claims management, transportation and the medical industry. Surprisingly, Artificial Intelligence will make the most dramatic advances in the online publishing arena; notably many workers’ comp blogs will be taken over by these wunderkind computers. This will be ironic, as it will represent the first time actual intelligence of any kind has been applied to that sector.

  7. Workers’ Compensation will almost be named Workers’ Recovery

    Long a personal goal of this prognosticator, the industry will come perilously close to being renamed “Workers’ Recovery” this year. The International Association of Industrial Accident Boards and Commissions (IAIABC) will commit to the cause and put the full power of its influence behind it. The effort almost succeeds, but falters slightly in the final moments. The German representatives on the Industry Rebranding Committee insist on a slight change to the word “Recovery”. The final result is the industry will be called “Nur die Klappe Halten und Arbeiten”, which essentially means, “Just Shut Up and Work”. All is not lost, however. The people at successfully obtain the domain name, assuring that these inane predictions can continue for years to come.

  8. Illinois will dramatically simplify and improve its workers’ comp program

    In a completely unforeseen move, Illinois legislators will totally scrap their currently chaotic workers’ compensation system and replace it with a simplified, recovery centric program based on an advocacy based claims model. Injury durations decrease, litigation ceases to exist, and everyone benefits from what is now considered the model workers’ compensation program in the nation. On a completely unrelated note, pigs will fly and hell will freeze over.

  9. Amazon will sell workers’ compensation insurance

    Online retailing behemoth Amazon will start to sell workers’ compensation insurance via their Prime “One Click Order” system. Alternately, Amazon Echo owners will be able to order a policy by saying, “Alexa, buy me workers’ compensation coverage”. Policy paperwork will be delivered within one hour via drone. The most unique part of Amazon Workers’ Comp coverage will be the handling of injured workers. When an injury occurs, employers will simply be able to return the broken worker to Amazon by generating a return authorization and shipping label from within their account area.

  10. Bob Wilson will lose 50 pounds – again

    Suffering with chronic knee issues and having been told to lose weight by his Orthopedic Surgeon, Bob Wilson will try in vain to find a new Orthopedic Surgeon, preferably one that is 300 pounds and smokes.  Failing in that measure, he will lose 50 pounds. Again. This will bring his total lifetime weight loss to over 1,750 pounds.

And there you have it. We will look forward to returning at years end to see how accurate I was. Until then, have a great 2017!


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Subscribe to comments feed Comments (10 posted)

patti 01/09/2017 11:02:58
Love your predictions! Thanks for the good laugh this morning.
Jeet Tulshi 01/09/2017 21:19:05
Fantastic and funny! Thanks for sharing!
Trish 01/11/2017 19:35:06
You totally owe me a keyboard...or at least, a surefire method for getting all that coffee out of the old one.
Gary 01/11/2017 22:23:32
Regarding Prediction #8....I would point out that the Chicago Cubs recently won the World Series, clearly indicating that hell is in the process of "freezing over" this winter. Therefore, I'll be keeping an eye on the sky for those pigs ! Thanks Bob - always enjoy your material.
Marc Glaser 01/12/2017 01:28:26
Unfortunately you may be right 1 out of 10 of your predictions. We can only hope so!
Fred 01/12/2017 09:42:40
Royce Sheetz 01/12/2017 14:01:26
Cluttered desk, fertile mind...great stuff, Bob
susan 01/12/2017 15:58:37
This was so funny, thanks for giving me a good laugh today@ I loved it!
Cason 01/13/2017 13:17:35
Funny. Winning is great and apparently losing is more than some can swallow.
Mark Pattison 01/13/2017 16:53:33
I really liked # 8 regarding Illinois WC improvements! Any improvements at welcome! Unfortunately the Pig flew when the Cubs won the World Series and hasn't been seen since ! Illinois Assembly, having once again re-elected Mike Madigan to head the House of Representatives has assured no action favoring industry for another term. If the pig is smart, it will stay under cover ! Love the rest of the article!
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